hell-hath-returned:

ironpour:

blueoniattack:

ironpour:

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 (        cock       )
   (                  )
     ╰     ͜      ╯        
             O    
               o            
                °
      〃∩　∧＿∧
     ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）
      ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　
          　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

Fixed it.

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮
(  Emotionally  )
(     fulfilling     )
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            O    
              o            
               °
     〃∩　∧＿∧
    ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）
     ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　
         　   ＼/＿＿＿/

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amyroze:

i love awkwardly replying to mutuals’ posts like some kind of lost grandpa

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accelerationist-king-piccolo:

Pls be true

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capnsoapy:

innovative moves from elon today huh

(via gladiolus---amicitia)

alwinfy:

rabbiteclair:

i have discovered the existence of what scientists are tentatively calling the “cheez-its hangover”

(via cd-container)

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

I know its fun to be like omg twitter is dying lets goooo

but its really sad that we’re losing yet another form of human communication and years of information because of another ceo baby manchild. I’m going to lose contact with a bunch of friends i’ve made because of this and it sucks

If i’ve learned anything from vine and twitter its that when humans are confined by limitations they accept them and somehow still make it funny and/or informative

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problematick:

pandabibble:

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certifiedstray:

Natasha Barnes - 1872

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stil-lindigo:

your favourite arach-narchists 🕷️

prints

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cyndakiller:

escuerzoresucitado:

(via aqua-twin)

wizardshark:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

(via phantomrose96)

wireframetool:

zinogre:

zinogre:

is it legal to talk about killing elon here

i’m killing him

tch… now way you’re killing him

not without me anyway…

(via aqua-twin)

cipheramnesia:

The two adhd people conversation with both constantly saying, “this is off topic” like it’s okay, this is the off topic support group.

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starsandstormyseas:

gimmickbird:

fridaynightshameblog:

GOD OKAY ALRIGHT

Imagine a boyband and one of them chooses the gimmick “the poiosner”

Like in interviews he drops hints that he’s taken lives ans he jokes about not leaving your food with him and all his clothes have like snakes or green vials in the design

I stand by this, every boy band needs the bad boy, the nice one, the sensitive one, the athletic one and The Poisoner

@charmanderisacutie